Nate the Great

Jared has lots of nicknames for Nathan. He's been making them up since before Nathan was born. Nathan's finally starting to notice, and, as with everything else, he's asserting his independence. That or he actually thinks Jared doesn't know his name. I don't know.

It goes something like this:

Jared: "Hey Hoos Foos!"

Nathan: "No! Nathan!"

Jared: "Hey Charlie Hosbosbit!"

Nathan: "Noooo!"

Jared: "Gishstompski?"

Nathan: "Noo! Nathan!"

Jared: "Oh, you're Mundungus."

Nathan: "No! Nate the Great!"

Out of all the dozens of nicknames, that's the one Nathan figured the name "Nathan" was short for. For those of you that know Jared, this means he's definitely his father's son.